Luigi:Man, you have one hot girlfriend! Mario: -sighing and blushing- I know....I love her... Luigi: There is one thing she is good at though, apart from being kidnapped by Bowser. Mario: and whats that? Luigi: Beating the crap out of you at golf! Mario: Anything else? Luigi: Why don't you go ask her to marry you? Mario: No, cause if I do, Bowser will probarly kidnap her.